1- Pelkhaye martube mara bavar kon, in baran nist ke mibarad...  Sedaye khamushe man ast ke az cheshmanam birun mirizad va...  Va to ra faryad mizanad...

2-Hame migan shishe ehsas nadard, ama vaghti rooye shishe bokhar kardeh nevashtam doostat daram, kheili aroom o biseda gerist.

3- Paye murcharo tasavor kon(elahi) . . Hala tasavor kon jurab dare . . Hala tasavor kon jurabesh surakhe  Delam barat andazeye sorakhe jurabe murche shode

4- Zendegi zibast, zendegi atashgehi dirine pa barjast,gar biafrozish raqse sholeash dar har karan peydast varna khamoshio khamoshi gonahe mast

5-A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ! " # ? % * § + ; Khodaayaa shokret ,  Hameye dokmehaaye gooshim kaar mikone...!

6-Shak ya khiyal nakon ke sar kari ya in sms sar karih motmaeen bash Ke ham sar kari ham sms sar karih...

7-Khabar fory : Akharin nerkhe mehreh 1386 litr benzin

8-Zendegi zibast, zendegi atashgehi dirine pa barjast,gar biafrozish raqse sholeash dar har karan peydast varna khamoshio khamoshi gonahe mast.

9-farzande honar bash na farzande pedar,ke farzande honar zende konad name pedar ra.

10-Jadid tarin jomle ashghane : (be andaze 1Litr benzin doset daram.)

11- o-<--<  >-->-o o-<--<  >-->-o o-<--<  >-->-o      o    /|>  In Manam "     ]\   Midoni Balayia chian ? hamashon Jenazeie Unayie Ke Beto Chapaki Negah Kardan

12-Mandeh am dar kouchehaye bi kasi* sange ghabram ra nemisazad kasi* mordamo khakestaram ra bad bord* behtarin yaram mara az yad bord*

13-Gahi vaghtha Vaghti sedaye sms miad...Maanish in nist keh message darid . Maanish ine ke yeki be yadete ..... :-)

14-*azizam*chera sms nemizani?!  . . . . .barnameye emshabe sinamahaye tehran va shahrastanha.

15-Ye shab setarye shans omad pisham goft ye dost mikhai ya ye donya goftam hich kodam! Goft chera: Goftam ye dost daram ye donyast!

16-Chee negah mikoni ta hala sms khoshgel nadidi...

17-miduni farghe to ba  ESHGH.GOL VA ZENDEGI chie?eshgh 1kalamast vali to manie uni.gol 1giahe vali to atre uni.zendegi 1ejbare vali to dalile uni.

18-Mara harjur khahi dar be dar kon... jafayat ra az in ham bishtar kon... bezan ba eshghe khod atash be janam... vali atash neshani ra khabar kon...

19-Biya mesle 2ta kabotar par bekeshim berim roye bolandtarin derakht lone konim baad to tokhm bezar man miram GOJE bekharam OMLET bekhorim

20-2ta jooje asheghe ham mishan va be ham ghole ezdevaj midan.Vaghti bozorg mishan jofteshon khoros mishan. Natije akhlaghi:...Ta vaghti jOojE'iEe ashegh nasho!

21-Har vaght delam barat tang beshe miram balaye abra mishinam barat geryeh mikonam. Pas har vaght didi dare baron myad bedon ke delam barat khely tang shodeh.

22-DELAM ...  :dard mikone? -NA! :mipiche?... -NA! :misoze? -NA!... :pas chi? -DELAM ... barat ... "TANG SHODE"

23-elahi morche gazet begire,elahi shampo bere to cheshet,elahi magas bere to goushet,elahi to khab jishet begire AGE MANO FARAMOSH KONI.

24-Barandeye Baziye zendegi oni nist ke tase khob biare,oniye ke tase bado khob bazi kone!

25-Dar Emlaye Zendegi Shekast yani noghte sare khat

26-Mush Bolbol Asb khargoosh Va hata mahi deleshoon vasat tang shodeh va doost daran zoodtar bargardi . . . . Baghe vahsh...

27-Salam. khoobi? dishab khabeto didam, dashti pelehaye taraghio yeki yeki tey mikeshidi ta vaghti man khastam biam rad besham tamiz bashe...

28-Zendegi 2 chiz be man amookht: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Har chi fekr mikonam joone shoma yadam nemiad...

29-B ak E hey BA be KH mi SHID ram KU barat CHIKA bad RO juri BEKHUN sare ESH kar TEBAH raf SHOD ti (Faghat horufe bozorg ro bekhun)

30-hamishe fekr kon tu ye donyaye shishe,e zendegi mikoni,pas say nakon be samte kasi sang partab koni,chon avalin donyae ke mishkane donyaye khodete!

31-Marg an nist ke dar ghabre siah dafn shavam!  Marg an ast ke az khatere to ba hame khatereha mahv shavam...

32-Labkhando hich vaght tark nakon hata vaghti ke narahati. chon afsordegi kheili khatarnake hasan.Momkene ke daghon beshi hasan! Nisheto beband hasan!

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34-vazire ?muzesho parvaresh e'lam kard moalemani ke chun sham' misuzand ta akhare emsal gazsuz mishavand!

35-Mohebat mesle seke mimune, ke age biyofte tuye gholake ghalb, nemishe daresh ovord age ham bekhay daresh biyari bayad uno beshkani!

36-Ey samimi, ey eshgh! gaho bigah labe panjere khatereham miaee...  Ey ghadimi, ey khoob! to mara yad koni ya nakoni, man be yadat hastam...

37-Harvaght hes kardi hameye darha berut baste shode va delet por az ghame, dastato ta jayi ke mituni ru be asemun boland kon va ba hameye tavanet bezan tu saret!

38-Age tuye donia hichie hichi nadashte bashi... 3 chiz hast ke male khodete,  1-khodaye mehrabun.  2-fekraye ghashang.  .  .  .  3-ghalbe kuchuluye man

39-Emroz salruze tavalode PAT O MATE!to ham mesle man,in ruzo be khengtarin kasi ke mishnasi tabrik begoo!janbe dashte bash vaseye khodam nafrest.

40-adami sakhteye afkare khish ast farda haman khahad shod ke emruz miandishad.

41-Arezoohato ye ja yaddasht kon va yeki yeki az khoda bekhah. Khoda yadesh nemire,vali to yadet mire ke chizi ke emrooz dari, arezooye diroozet bood.

42-baraye robudane delhaye adamiyan bayad bar ham pishi begirim.in zibatarin mosabegheye zendegist.

44-Gooyand tabibe dele bimarani,  Tabibam bash ke sakht bimare toam,  Gar tabibane biaee sare balinam,  Be 2 alam nafroosham lezate bimari ra...

45-To Marhami baraye Sineye por dardami, atre vojoudat ra baraye Shafa mibooyam, ... Ey Shalgham.!!

46-Shadtarin va Ghamgintarin lahazate zendegi ro kasani be to hadye mikonan ke bishtar az hame doosteshon dari !!!

47-Midoonesti ashk gahi az labkhand ba arzeshtare? Chun labkhandro be har kasi mitooni hediye kuni,ama ashkro faghat baraye kasi mirizi ke nemikhay az dastesh bedi

48-Miduny zendegi mesle chiye?mesle shatrangie ke age balad nabashi hame mikhan yadet bedan vali age balad bashi hame mikhan shekastet bedan.

49-Mowj ba un azematesh,agar midonest ke sahel dastesho nemigire hargez baraye residan be sahel nafas nafas nemizad.

50- "hargez chashmanat ra baraye anan ke mafhome negahat ra nemifahmand geryan nakon"

51-Zendegi zibas,na be zibaiye haghighat,haghighat talkh ast na be talkhiye jodai va jodai sakht ast na be sakhtiye TANHAEE

52-Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms  ta hala kasi in hame sms barat dadeh bod?

53- Salam azizam khobi ? Baba kojaee to ! Neshasti un bala ba tanhaeie khodet hal mikonio maro tahvil nemigiri . Elahi ghorbonet beram 2 ta nargil bendaz pain !!!

54- Rafte dastshoey zeyad zor nazan chon jens erane zod pareh mesheh

55- Faryade man az daghe tost, Bihoode khamoosham nakon, Hala ke yadat mikonam, Digar faramoosham nakon, Hamrange darya kon mara,

56- To mesle khorshid mimooni azizam . . . . Chon ba hamoon negahe aval mishe fahmid az poshte kooh oomadi!

57- Tooye donia ashegha che bi kasan Ashegha aghebatesh kharo khasan Inaro goftam vasat ta bedooni . . . Asheghi kheili khatarnake HASAN

58- Age 10ta gol gerefti dasteto rafti joloye ayne 11ta gole ghashang didi, aslan tajob nakon . . In neshun mide ham kuri, ham khengi, ham dochare tavahom shodi!

59- Be rubah goftan shahedet kie? Rubah goft man bedune hozure vakilam harf nemizanam, . . . . Mishe lotfan ye lahze biay inja ta in rubahe harf bezane?

60- Bebakhsh bi moghe mozahem shodam . . . Age kare mohemi nabud in moghe sms nemidadam . . . Mikhastam begam ye patun az lahaf munde birun!

61- Midooni farghe to ba gol chie? . . . . Hardotatoon eshghin... . . . . GOL...eshghe zanboore asale . . . To...eshghe magasi

62- Bi vafa dige doostam nadari??? . . . . Bashe ba inke kheily vasam sakhte doorie to . . . . Ghaladato baz mikonam ke beri...

63- Az ye khare miporsan chera gushat deraze?! mige har khoshgeli ye eibi ham dare . . . Man gusham deraze, uni ke in sms ro mikhune damaghesh deraze!

64- Rak ras irazeb orafan ey hedim ilah ehc inoodimen . . . . . Age az akhar be aval bekhooni mifahmi che SMS bahali behet dadam

65- Bebakhshid bad moghe mozahemet shodam va bidaret kardam , mikhastam bedoonam ke HAVAPEYMA boogh dareh ?

67- In smso baraye 5 nafar befrest jedi migam hajat migiri manam avalesh ghabol nadashtam mashghamo khob neveshtam babam behem eidi dad ye tope ghelgheli dad:)

68- Hamvatan,aya midanid lezzate sex dar tariki 10 barabar bishtar az sex dar roshanaist?!...Ravabet omoomi "Vezarate niroo"

69- Hamvatan,aya midanid lezzate sex dar tariki 10 barabar bishtar az sex dar roshanaist?!...Ravabet omoomi "Vezarate niroo"

70- Khosh bakhttarin...khosh shans tarin...saadat mand tarin adame roye zamin tu . . . Tu . . . Tu nisti onie ke tu ro dare.

71- Harvaght delet baram tang shod matne zir ro bekhun . . . . . . . . ey kalak Che zod delet baram tang shod!

72- Tof . . . Tof . . . Tof . . . Tof . . . . Tof... . . . Tofekr mikoni, man bikaram hamash beto fekr konam??

73-     ((('( fes   ! !    )))')  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  chizi nist chos bod be karet beres

74- Kasi bash ke omri ba to bodan yek lahze , va lahzei bi to bodan yek omr bashe